A: Also Artorias’ fan nickname
A: is straight-up ‘Arty’
D: now he just sounds like some bloke who works down at the video store or something
D: “it’s cool, Arty’s covering my shift tonight”
A: He doesn’t really know what a video store is
A: Stands behind the counter with a name tag shoved on
A: Scares everyone away
A: Drumming his one hand on the counter
D: when asked for recommendations he just stares silently
A: Asked anything, silence
A: Takes a DVD from the drawer, gives it to you
D: you hand him your card to pay, Abyss gunk melts it
A: Ornstein comes to pick him up and the owner never wants him back again
D: he sulks away
A: Sorry, Ornstein, he cannot be rehabilitated : (